The Republic of 2sara is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Randosi Ionah Tarmain II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.918 billion 2sarans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morahina. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 2saran economy, worth 379 trillion Florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,965 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across 2sara, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2sara's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

2sara is ranked 22,104^th in the world and 131^st in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 22.05 average smiles per day.