The Graceful Village of Dumbases is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kenny with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.006 billion Dumbasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuh. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dumbasesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,870 trillion cents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,730 cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental legislation occurs cyclically, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and school history books often refer to Kenny as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime is totally unknown. Dumbases's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dumbases is ranked 148,770^th in the world and 756^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,035.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.