The Most Serene Republic of Coldomamadaqua is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 359 million Coldomamadaquans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cryptid. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coldomamadaquan economy, worth 27.5 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,518 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and the government spends billions to retrieve millions worth of asteroid gold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coldomamadaqua's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Coldomamadaqua is ranked 9,138^th in the world and 38^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,788.78 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.