The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.153 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,861 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 836,657 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angbhand is ranked 41,644^th in the world and 239^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,055.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.