The Republic of Dalliser is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Bonito with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.804 billion Dalliserians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stervile. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalliserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,864 trillion Dalliserian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,816 Dalliserian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bonito's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, Bonito consults the market before choosing breakfast, every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Dalliserian dollar charge on their phone bill. Crime is totally unknown. Dalliser's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Dalliser is ranked 4,789^th in the world and 69^th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 18 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.