The World World Census

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.


1.	The Kingdom of Kaigi	Corrupt Dictatorship	“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
2.	The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso	Left-wing Utopia	“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
3.	The Just of Tzo	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“For Mercy and Justice”
4.	The United Socialist States of Span	Civil Rights Lovefest	“We Own Y'all!”
5.	The Republic of Kyupaa	Democratic Socialists	“O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?”
6.	The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk	Democratic Socialists	“To Dream the Impossible Dream”
7.	The Empire of Corsaria	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.”
8.	The Free Land of United Phoenicia	Left-Leaning College State	“Candles that burn twice as bright, burn half as long.”
9.	The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.”
10.	The Fielzão of Timao	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Timão Eô!”