The Republic of Kyupaa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Winterlady with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 40.155 billion Kyupaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivdisha. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Kyupaan economy, worth 985 trillion chalices a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,547 chalices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyupaa's national animal is the porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyupaa is ranked 222,909^th in the world and 525^th in NationStates for Highest Drug Use, scoring 14 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.