Population | 45.328 billion |
Capital | Corsaria City |
Leader | Empress Mataii |
Currency | Cor |
Animal | Tiger |
The Empire of Corsaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Mataii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 45.328 billion Corsarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsaria City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Corsarian economy, worth an astonishing 20,944 trillion Cors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 462,065 Cors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsaria's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Corsaria is ranked 1,146th in the world and 1st in Katasia for Most Stationary, with 4,550.70542088 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, millions of Corsarians are excellent swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Corsaria, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.