The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by GLJordan with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.76 billion Wolfhawkians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The large but stagnant Wolfhawkian economy, worth 592 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 16,566 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 208,066^th in the world and 1^st in Emeraldise for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -22.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.