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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd
The Forest Realm of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Wolfhawk

Population35.76 billion

CapitalCuriosity City
LeaderGLJordan
FaithSilver Empress

Currencylantern
Animalferret

The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by GLJordan with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.76 billion Wolfhawkians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The large but stagnant Wolfhawkian economy, worth 592 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 16,566 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 208,066th in the world and 1st in Emeraldise for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -22.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32ndBest Weather: 38thNicest Citizens: 47thMost Cultured: 76thMost Beautiful Environments: 101stHealthiest Citizens: 103rdSafest: 107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108thMost Pacifist: 182ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 217thLongest Average Lifespans: 321stMost Rebellious Youth: 491stSmartest Citizens: 646thLargest Populations: 707thMost Devout: 839thHighest Average Tax Rates: 915thLargest Governments: 970thLowest Crime Rates: 1,210thMost Inclusive: 2,056thTop
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Most Influential: 3,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,249thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,381stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,797th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Wolfhawk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Wolfhawk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.

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