The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by GLJordan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 49.261 billion Wolfhawkians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfhawkian economy, worth an astonishing 13,253 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 269,051 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Wolfhawkians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 323,131^st in the world and 15,515^th in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 4.18 insults per minute.