The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by GLJordan with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 49.119 billion Wolfhawkians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfhawkian economy, worth an astonishing 13,185 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 268,444 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, third world countries are rich in "I Love Curiosity City" t-shirts, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 2,260^th in the world and 124^th in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,761.81 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.