The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by GLJordan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 39.948 billion Wolfhawkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Wolfhawkian economy, worth a remarkable 9,038 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 226,261 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, W-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 495^th in the world and 10^th in Balder for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 134 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.