The Republic of Pakania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Presidenta Víolet de Armacielo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.054 billion Pakanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terarequí. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pakanian economy, worth 553 trillion Pakanian pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,448 Pakanian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Pakania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakania's national animal is the Eyelash viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pakania is ranked 113,659^th in the world and 6,238^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,501.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.