The Empire of Willifusland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Violyuryl'teemy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.245 billion Willifuslandianecs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villafadori. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Willifuslandianec economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,632 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and the world is looking a bit more worldly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willifusland's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sovinofuytche.

Willifusland is ranked 209,810^th in the world and 11,340^th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,671.29 Standard Monetary Units.