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Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8thMost Rebellious Youth: 15th
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Left-wing Utopia
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Tierra del Queso

Population41.256 billion

CapitalTierra del Queso City
LeaderJoe Schmo

Currencycheese wedge
Animalcow

The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.256 billion Tierra del Quesoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth an astonishing 13,016 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 315,513 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, builders across Tierra del Queso are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 246,144th in the world and 4th in Cheese for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 12.86 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8thMost Rebellious Youth: 15thNicest Citizens: 16thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thMost Pacifist: 22ndHealthiest Citizens: 24thMost Developed: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 46thSmartest Citizens: 49thLeast Corrupt Governments: 68thBest Weather: 80thLargest Populations: 91stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106thMost Cultured: 108thHighest Food Quality: 159thSafest: 185thMost Beautiful Environments: 217thHighest Economic Output: 306thHighest Poor Incomes: 501stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 617thMost Inclusive: 690thLargest Governments: 1,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,261stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,538thMost Stationary: 1,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,771stHighest Average Incomes: 1,935thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,903rdMost Influential: 5,146thMost Efficient Economies: 5,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,473rdNudest: 10,649thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,131stMost Secular: 16,300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,280th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Tierra del Queso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, builders across Tierra del Queso are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, Tierra del Quesoan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, when their backs are against the walls Tierra del Quesoans look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, surveillance cameras are banned.

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