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Timão Eô!
Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd Healthiest Citizens: 3rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th
The Fielzão of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Timao

Population32.604 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.604 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 7,454 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 228,644 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, third world countries are rich in "I Love Itaquerão" t-shirts, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 101,805th in the world and 2nd in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 948.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 3rdHealthiest Citizens: 3rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4thMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLargest Governments: 6thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6thSmartest Citizens: 6thMost Pacifist: 8thBest Weather: 8thNicest Citizens: 9thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 14thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rdMost Inclusive: 29thMost Rebellious Youth: 33rdLargest Welfare Programs: 34thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34thMost Advanced Public Transport: 35thMost Cultured: 60thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rdLowest Crime Rates: 86thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 95thLeast Corrupt Governments: 100thMost Stationary: 245thSafest: 454thHighest Economic Output: 675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 730thLargest Populations: 1,082ndMost Influential: 1,161stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,333rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,863rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,898thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,382ndNudest: 13,651stMost Devout: 15,390th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, third world countries are rich in "I Love Itaquerão" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
  • : Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.

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