The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.785 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 23,495 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 491,683 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 332,829^th in the world and 4^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -97.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.