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Timão Eô!
Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 6th
The Fielzão of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Timao

Population36.833 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.833 billion Corinthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,326 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 226,070 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, local government operates tolls on every village road, the nation excels at displacement, and political detractors refer to Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 239,181st in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -61.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 6thNicest Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 10thHighest Food Quality: 11thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12thSmartest Citizens: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 19thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29thMost Inclusive: 34thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thMost Cultured: 64thLargest Governments: 82ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 92ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 95thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129thMost Advanced Public Education: 141stLargest Welfare Programs: 159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 167thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 208thMost Stationary: 228thSafest: 343rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 413thHighest Economic Output: 797thLargest Populations: 1,012thLowest Crime Rates: 1,175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,229thMost Influential: 1,614thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,512thMost Secular: 4,668thHighest Average Incomes: 4,856thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,661st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, political detractors refer to Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation excels at displacement.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, local government operates tolls on every village road.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.

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