The Valenate of Terranica States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Council of the 13 Archon with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.802 billion Terranicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsoiyera. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Terranican economy, worth 213 trillion Terrans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,314 Terrans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terranica States's national animal is the Great Auk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientism.

Terranica States is ranked 277,316^th in the world and 1,288^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.33 Obesity Rate.