The Flowery Kingdom of Roslet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Vittorio Antonis with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.05 billion Rosletites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Laurel. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rosletian economy, worth 110 trillion coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,089 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rosletian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. Roslet's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vittorism.

Roslet is ranked 278,120^th in the world and 1,294^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.31 Obesity Rate.