The United Socialist States of Natheisa is a very large, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 210 million Natheisans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Natheisan economy, worth 9.75 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,440 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime is almost non-existent. Natheisa's national animal is the eagle.

Natheisa is ranked 107,461^st in the world and 337^th in Starlight for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.