The Matriarchy of Mhmea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aven Almheata with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.148 billion Mhmeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ermehn. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mhmean economy, worth 187 trillion Ehns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,268 Ehns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", scientists have great chemistry with their subjects, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mhmea's national animal is the Dust Pearl Moth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Korahnum.

Mhmea is ranked 79,135^th in the world and 75^th in Aesica for Highest Average Incomes, with 87,268.21 Standard Monetary Units.