Lucky Moon and Brains
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,654thSafest: 2,955thBest Weather: 3,577th
The Lucky Holy Republic of
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Orca and Narwhal

Population11.086 billion

LeaderSanta Claus

CurrencyGold Bar

The Lucky Holy Republic of Orca and Narwhal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 11.086 billion Orca and Narwhalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Orca and Narwhalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,403 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, Orca and Narwhalians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and Orca and Narwhal has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orca and Narwhal's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Orca and Narwhal is ranked 263,683rd in the world and 62nd in The Great North for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,654thTop
Safest: 2,955thBest Weather: 3,577thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,348thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,671stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,887thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,238thHealthiest Citizens: 5,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,584thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,742ndNicest Citizens: 6,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,994thMost Pacifist: 7,269thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,715thHighest Food Quality: 7,851stMost Inclusive: 8,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,222ndLargest Governments: 8,392ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,828thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,378thSmartest Citizens: 9,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,917thMost Developed: 11,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,891stMost Cultured: 12,032ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,749thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,994thHighest Economic Output: 15,194thMost Influential: 21,492ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,703rd
Best Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Nacortuine, Aeraus, Khijovia, YES BUT ACTUALLY NO, and Black Spears.