The Disputed Territories of Gryaznyy is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 596 million Gryaznyyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The all-consuming Gryaznyyian economy, worth 64.5 trillion ration cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 108,304 ration cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 775,756 per year while the poor average 4,921, a ratio of 157 to 1.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute, and the latest government policy passed by a close shave. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gryaznyy's national animal is the skull snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gryaznyy is ranked 302,023^rd in the world and 254^th in Aesica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.