NATION

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Smell the Victory
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,958th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Diznatts

Population563 million

CapitalSacch

Currencydeeza
AnimalSouth Diznattian Tarsier

The Kingdom of Diznatts is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 563 million Diznattians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Diznattian economy, worth 66.1 trillion deezas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 117,488 deezas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,067,458 per year while the poor average 1,487, a ratio of 717 to 1.

Airport security is provided by private companies, only the wealthy vote, when you fly on Air Diznatts you win a seat or you die, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Diznatts's national animal is the South Diznattian Tarsier, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diznatts is ranked 46,833rd in the world and 41st in Aesica for Highest Average Incomes, with 117,488.71 Standard Monetary Units.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,958thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,778thFattest Citizens: 4,844thLargest Retail Industry: 5,899thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,486thMost Influential: 7,152ndMost Avoided: 7,373rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,986thRudest Citizens: 10,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,278thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,708thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,358thTop
10%
Most Secular: 19,278thMost Rebellious Youth: 26,464thMost Armed: 27,864thHighest Crime Rates: 28,689thMost Corrupt Governments: 31,514th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Diznatts was endorsed by The Socialist Federation of Ricatonastecariatchi.
  • : Diznatts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Diznatts was endorsed by The Republic of New Cayenne.
  • : Diznatts was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Diznatts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Diznatts, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Diznatts, when you fly on Air Diznatts you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Diznatts, only the wealthy vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Diznatts, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Diznatts, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).

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