The Kingdom of Kaiserburgia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiserine Thelescia I Von Wietzche with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.94 billion Kaiserburgians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königseg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The thriving Kaiserburgian economy, worth 197 trillion Schalts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,936 Schalts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 341,546 per year while the poor average 22,596, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Kaiserine Thelescia I Von Wietzche has just been declared ruler of Kaiserburgia in an international press conference, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, Reformial Aethelism has been named as Kaiserburgia's national religion, and only lightning has a chance of striking Kaiserine Thelescia I Von Wietzche twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaiserburgia's national animal is the White elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformial Aethelism.

Kaiserburgia is ranked 42,279^th in the world and 78^th in Aesica for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.