The Principality of Fajihas is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prince with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 16.742 billion Fajihani are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bravook. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fajihan economy, worth a remarkable 3,414 trillion Sandmarks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,962 Sandmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fajihas's national animal is the Black Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Fajihas is ranked 6,862^nd in the world and 435^th in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,535.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.