The United States of Tiki outpot is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 903 million Tikians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestion city. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikian economy, worth 94.4 trillion knorts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,532 knorts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiki outpot's national animal is the Kitsune and Ghoul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiki outpot is ranked 19,228^th in the world and 35^th in Aesica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,420.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.