Population | 10.741 billion |
Capital | Walddyk |
Leader | Vermin Supreme |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | eagle |
The Federal Republic of Uppenja is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vermin Supreme with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.741 billion Uppenjans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walddyk. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Uppenjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,353 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Even secular Uppenjans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uppenja's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Uppenja is ranked 139,190th in the world and 88th in Thaecia for Most Stationary, with 214.81029307688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Uppenja altered its national flag.
- : Uppenja applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Uppenja, sex-ed is child's play.
- : Following new legislation in Uppenja, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Following new legislation in Uppenja, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in Uppenja, even secular Uppenjans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in Uppenja, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Uppenja's influence in Thaecia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in Uppenja, big game hunters travel to Uppenja to try their hand at shark-shooting.
- : Uppenja's influence in Thaecia fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".