NATION

PASSWORD

Motto
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,409thMost Influential: 2,735thBest Weather: 5,210th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Uppenja

Population10.741 billion

CapitalWalddyk
LeaderVermin Supreme

Currencyguilder
Animaleagle

The Federal Republic of Uppenja is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vermin Supreme with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.741 billion Uppenjans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walddyk. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uppenjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,353 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even secular Uppenjans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uppenja's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uppenja is ranked 139,190th in the world and 88th in Thaecia for Most Stationary, with 214.81029307688 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,409thMost Influential: 2,735thTop
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Best Weather: 5,210thSafest: 5,917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,040thNicest Citizens: 7,294thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,474thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,650thMost Inclusive: 7,741stMost Developed: 8,022ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,876thSmartest Citizens: 9,342ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,594thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,004thHighest Food Quality: 10,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,491stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,647thTop
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Most Secular: 15,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,126thMost Efficient Economies: 19,523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,496thHighest Economic Output: 20,631stLargest Governments: 22,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,215th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uppenja altered its national flag.
  • : Uppenja applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, sex-ed is child's play.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, even secular Uppenjans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Uppenja's influence in Thaecia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, big game hunters travel to Uppenja to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Uppenja's influence in Thaecia fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".

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