The Matriarchy of Mathai is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 212 million Mathaians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Mathaian economy, worth 14.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 66,972 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,061 per year while the poor average 5,297, a ratio of 74.4 to 1.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, first-time jaywalkers are also last-time jaywalkers, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mathai's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mathai is ranked 264,487^th in the world and 190^th in Benigtopia for Safest, scoring 22.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.