The Republic of North Fooko Paco Chon is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 205 million North Fooko Paco Chonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.2%.

The strong North Fooko Paco Chonian economy, worth 11.6 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,697 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is relatively low. North Fooko Paco Chon's national animal is the hippopotamus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

North Fooko Paco Chon is ranked 245,613^th in the world and 128^th in Benigtopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 180.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.