The Oppressed Peoples of EVIL Texas is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 218 million EVIL Texans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The powerhouse EVIL Texan economy, worth 15.2 trillion pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 69,799 pennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,223 per year while the poor average 17,710, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Not all rivers run to the sea, oranges have been renamed to avoid trademark infringement, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EVIL Texas's national animal is the bearded dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EVIL Texas is ranked 2,419^th in the world and 2^nd in Benigtopia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,878.85 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.