The Empire of Unicornlover69 is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The quiet, industrious population of 157 million Unicornlover69ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The sizeable but inefficient Unicornlover69ian economy, worth 8.02 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,105 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unicornlover69's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unicornlover69 is ranked 224,805^th in the world and 165^th in Benigtopia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1.26 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.