The Kingdom of Catboytopia is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 262 million Catboytopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The powerhouse Catboytopian economy, worth 23.9 trillion bells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 91,121 bells, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and it's never "just a game" with Catboytopian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Catboytopia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catboytopia is ranked 258,248^th in the world and 191^st in Benigtopia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.