The Empire of Uroborosss is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 196 million Uroborosssians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46.6%.

The Uroborosssian economy, worth 9.32 trillion zeniths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,546 zeniths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals are thrown to the Black panthers to repay their debt to society, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Black Panther writhes after eating zeniths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uroborosss's national animal is the Black panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Uroborosss is ranked 111,906^th in the world and 103^rd in Benigtopia for Safest, scoring 78.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.