The Democratic States of Creeper isle is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 175 million Creeper isleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The Creeper islean economy, worth 7.82 trillion emeralds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,663 emeralds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime is moderate. Creeper isle's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Creeper isle is ranked 263,848^th in the world and 176^th in Benigtopia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.