The Catdom of Kukinalia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 11.196 billion Kukinalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kukinalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Whiskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,679 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felinism.

Kukinalia is ranked 273,695^th in the world and 97^th in Portugal for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.