The FAZ O L of Bean-Firia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.751 billion Bean-Firians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hadiqa. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bean-Firian economy, worth 237 trillion Collective Contributions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 86,476 Collective Contributions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bean-Firia's national animal is the Fennec, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bean-Firia is ranked 26,113^th in the world and 27^th in Portugal for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,722.16 Standard Monetary Units.