The Parliamentary Republic of Bralru is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jorge III with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.797 billion Bralrurianos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bralppy. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bralruriano economy, worth 654 trillion New Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,357 New Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bralru's national animal is the Sardinha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bralru is ranked 258,293^rd in the world and 98^th in Portugal for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.