The Kingdom of NovaPortugalidade is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by José Eduardo with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.293 billion NovaPortugalidadeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portugália. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient NovaPortugalidadean economy, worth a remarkable 3,717 trillion Reais a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 361,170 Reais, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape NovaPortugalidade, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NovaPortugalidade's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

NovaPortugalidade is ranked 168,791^st in the world and 67^th in Portugal for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,611.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.