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Most Influential: 1,344thLowest Crime Rates: 1,899thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,910th
The Red Mercantile Commune of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
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MNE / Ministro da Cultura / Recursos Humanos
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Alentejo and Algarve

Population12.952 billion

CapitalCastro Marim
LeaderGrã-Cônsul Jerónimo de Sousa

Currencyçifrão
AnimalLince Ibérico

The Red Mercantile Commune of Alentejo and Algarve is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grã-Cônsul Jerónimo de Sousa with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.952 billion Compadrês are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castro Marim. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Compadrê economy, worth a remarkable 2,760 trillion çifrãoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,144 çifrãoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, Grã-Cônsul Jerónimo de Sousa's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alentejo and Algarve's national animal is the Lince Ibérico, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alentejo and Algarve is ranked 203,687th in the world and 157th in Portugal for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Influential: 1,344thLowest Crime Rates: 1,899thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,910thMost Secular: 1,935thMost Developed: 2,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,335thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,446thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,613thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,725thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,833rdLargest Governments: 2,999thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,120thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,225thSmartest Citizens: 3,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,531stHighest Food Quality: 3,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,891stMost Inclusive: 4,054thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,078thMost Cultured: 4,253rdBest Weather: 4,975thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,168thLargest Black Market: 5,252ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,234thHighest Economic Output: 6,403rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,566thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,701stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,225thHealthiest Citizens: 7,552ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,855thMost Stationary: 8,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,783rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,255thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,054thMost Patriotic: 16,385thMost Income Equality: 17,946thNicest Citizens: 19,525thLargest Populations: 24,470th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alentejo and Algarve suppressed a post on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
  • : Alentejo and Algarve suppressed a post on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
  • : Alentejo and Algarve suppressed a post on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
  • : Alentejo and Algarve voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Alentejo and Algarve, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Alentejo and Algarve, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Alentejo and Algarve, Grã-Cônsul Jerónimo de Sousa's online image is the very model of a modern major leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Alentejo and Algarve, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Alentejo and Algarve, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Compadrê radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Alentejo and Algarve, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.

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