The Principality of Caxina is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by HSH Alexandre Pinheiro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.841 billion Caxineiros hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caxineiro economy, worth a remarkable 3,474 trillion Gaivotan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 219,366 Gaivotan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

HSH Alexandre Pinheiro's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires. Crime is totally unknown. Caxina's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Sea.

Caxina is ranked 9,413^th in the world and 14^th in Portugal for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,718.26 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.