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The Principality of
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Population6.964 billion

CapitalVila do Conde
LeaderHSH Alexandre Pinheiro
FaithChurch of the Sea

CurrencyGaivotan Pound

The Principality of Caxina is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by HSH Alexandre Pinheiro with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.964 billion Caxineiros enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vila do Conde. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caxineiro economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Gaivotan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,236 Gaivotan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caxina's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Sea.

Caxina is ranked 270,392nd in the world and 181st in Portugal for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 16,804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,901stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,923rdMost Influential: 27,107th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caxina, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Caxina, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Caxina, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Caxina, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Caxina, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Caxina voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • : Caxina voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Caxina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Caxina voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Caxina, the 'sing-a-long with HSH Alexandre Pinheiro' album is a popular souvenir.