The Principality of Caxina is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by HSH Alexandre Pinheiro with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.964 billion Caxineiros enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vila do Conde. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caxineiro economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Gaivotan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,236 Gaivotan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caxina's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Sea.

Caxina is ranked 270,392^nd in the world and 181^st in Portugal for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.