The Legendary Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.833 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 7,542 trillion ozzoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,997 ozzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 2,841^st in the world and 140^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.15 law-abiding acts per hour.