The Federal Republic of Sellaeta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by RMC with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.34 billion Sellaetans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of QC. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sellaetan economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,203 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sellaeta's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Sellaeta is ranked 108,944^th in the world and 2,250^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,470.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.