The Empire of Crownz Capital is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 184 million Crownz Capitalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The strong Crownz Capitalian economy, worth 11.3 trillion Gold Platelets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,599 Gold Platelets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends millions of tax Gold Platelets on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crownz Capital's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crownz Capital is ranked 117,115^th in the world and 2,448^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,210.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.