The Constitutional Lah Dynasty of Singaporen Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.873 billion Singaporeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 228 trillion Singaporean dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,953 Singaporean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lahism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 197,464^th in the world and 4,262^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.