The Cute Overminds of Caecar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Overmind with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.028 billion Caecarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caecar City. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caecarian economy, worth 291 trillion Frees a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,805 Frees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caecar's national animal is the Overminds, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caecar is ranked 18,502^nd in the world and 332^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,340.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.