The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 8.907 billion Sloviskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 936 trillion Skuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,126 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 275,863^rd in the world and 5,787^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.