Population | 8.449 billion |
Capital | Nishalistan |
Leader | Nishal The Great |
Faith | Sunni Islam |
Currency | Alnizal Dinar |
Animal | Wild Cat |
The Sultanate of AlNizal is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nishal The Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.449 billion AlNizalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nishalistan. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient AlNizalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion Alnizal Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,629 Alnizal Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for AlNizalian citizenship in droves, foreign football clubs wave the AlNizalian flag before every game, Nishal The Great bores party-goers with healthy tips and sugar-free snacks (AlNizal has found 4 easter eggs), and citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (AlNizal has found 4 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AlNizal's national animal is the Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.
AlNizal is ranked 288,427th in the world and 6,236th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : AlNizal was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : AlNizal was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : AlNizal was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Following new legislation in AlNizal, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (AlNizal has found 4 easter eggs).
- : AlNizal was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in AlNizal, Nishal The Great bores party-goers with healthy tips and sugar-free snacks (AlNizal has found 4 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in AlNizal, foreign football clubs wave the AlNizalian flag before every game.
- : Following new legislation in AlNizal, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for AlNizalian citizenship in droves.
- : Following new legislation in AlNizal, the nation is The North Pacific's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
- : Following new legislation in AlNizal, the horniness of the great-horned Wild Cat is considered a national priority.
World Assembly
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