The United Collectives of Jum Vland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Escipio Sumski with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 9.066 billion Jum Vlandards enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankara. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jum Vlandian economy, worth 904 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 99,818 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and builders across Jum Vland are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jum Vland's national animal is the Eurasian Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jum Vland is ranked 180,055^th in the world and 626^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.88 kickbacks per hour.