The High Athelingric of Evonath is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.423 billion Evonathans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Evonathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,472 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Snow leopards with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, a video of Asher Wiley wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and the government airlifts sacrificial lambs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evonath's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Evonath is ranked 21,797^th in the world and 78^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,178.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.