The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prezydent Iga Świątek with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.476 billion Nowa Europeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 4,808 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,786 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, belief that Prezydent Iga Świątek is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and Prezydent Iga Świątek is considering changing the Nowa Europan flag to one with more glitter. Crime is well under control. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 130,870^th in the world and 2,464^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,354 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.