The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic is a small, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32 million New Amerikan Republicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse New Amerikan Republician economy, worth 2.80 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,519 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,679 per year while the poor average 7,739, a ratio of 63.4 to 1.

Male tourists tend to be fearful of New Amerikan Republic's deadly femme fatales, sleeping on the job is recommended, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Amerikan Republic's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Amerikan Republic is ranked 240,531^st in the world and 4,513^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 327.56 pounds of wildlife per square mile.