The Disputed Territories of Goldnation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bob Loblaw with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.501 billion Goldies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belleville. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goldnationian economy, worth 453 trillion bullions a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,520 bullions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldnation's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goldnation is ranked 2,847^th in the world and 72^nd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 140.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.