The 3rd Republic of Frairrisburg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Deilekk Fãdetss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.161 billion Tjefles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fessevein. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fesse economy, worth 557 trillion Tassas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,456 Tassas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and Deilekk Fãdetss is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frairrisburg's national animal is the Mus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dreneil.

Frairrisburg is ranked 156,013^th in the world and 2,824^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,023.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.